30+ Funniest Fake Dispatch Tweets From January 1
Dispatch has a long time tradition of releasing a new A-list couple every January 1st of the year. Excitement from millions of people was definitely felt as they trended on Naver…
…and Twitter. They were such a hot topic that the tag #Dispatch eventually raked in over 1.4 million Tweets by the end of the day.
As Dispatch failed to release the new couple’s names on their usual 10:02AM KST time and their announced 12PM KST time, fans got progressively more invested…and wild.
dispatch really making us wait this long huh 😐#Dispatch
pic.twitter.com/HUvLekri4Q— 𝒶𝓇𝒾 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓈 𝓂𝒶𝓇𝓀 ♡ (@ult_mark) January 1, 2020
Without further ado, check out the funniest Tweets from January 1st’s Dispatch tag!
1. Tzuyu and Jungkook
[BREAKING NEWS] #Dispatch confirmed that BTS's Maknae, Jeon Jungkook and TWICE's Maknae, Chou Tzuyu have the most endearing smile of the decade!
Congratulations Jungkook and Tzuyu🎉 pic.twitter.com/2lQDKlWct4
— bonjruu (@bonjruu_) January 1, 2020
2. Jimin and Jeongyeon
[BREAKING NEWS]#Dispatch revealed that BTS's JIMIN and TWICE's JEONGYEON are having a boxing match right now. pic.twitter.com/oZhLVk4zJ5
— DORITOS (@jjkbbby) January 1, 2020
3. Irene and Suho
[BREAKING] SM Entertainment has confirmed EXO’s Suho and Red Velvet's Irene are the best leaders pic.twitter.com/vXZfrRfZfV
— kaye 💙 (@W3NDIOR) January 1, 2020
4. Jin and The iPhone
[BREAKING NEWS]#Dispatch revealed that Kim Seokjin from BTS and Iphone 6 are caught together! Medias and sources said that they’re dating and according to Seokjin, their relationship is his biggest plot twist pic.twitter.com/U19rf35nmZ
— KINGINA (@gguksilog) January 1, 2020
5. Jinyoung and Jisoo
[BREAKING]#DISPATCH Officially revealed GOT7’s Jinyoung and BLACKPINK’s Jisoo are the best visuals in kpop industry!!! pic.twitter.com/I749M29Mpl
— got7nist (@riannetuan_) January 1, 2020
6. Joshua and Jeonghan
[☆ BREAKING] #Dispatch confirms that joshua and jeonghan are the best friends and soulmates of the decade. pic.twitter.com/Btwh6Y1M9X
— 슈아’s ary 💓 (@shuailormoon) January 1, 2020
7. Minho and Jisung
[𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗡𝗘𝗪𝗦]#Dispatch reveals JYPE's Lee Minho and Han Jisung have been dating even before disastrous marriage fallout with their former spouses Kim Seungmin and Hwang Hyunjin, respectively, in a family gathering. pic.twitter.com/KD1zrHbnDL
— ً Sarie💫 (@celeestials) January 1, 2020
8. Jackson and Yugyeom
[BREAKING] #DISPATCH confirms that GOT7’s Jackson and GOT7’s Yugyeom are dating. pic.twitter.com/K1YpjOu8me
— sands (@loveloopmv) January 1, 2020
9. Sana and Mark
[BREAKING] #DISPATCH confirms that TWICE Sana and GOT7 Mark are both foreign members. pic.twitter.com/Iz01oUTqkX
— osaka's honey fist (@MomoMangoPie) January 1, 2020
10. Mark, Mark, Mark, and Mark
[BREAKING NEWS] #Dispatch
NCT U Mark Lee, NCT 127 Mark Lee, ex NCT Dream member Mark Lee and SuperM Mark Lee confirmed to be one person. pic.twitter.com/BCmiP5DaXP— elle ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ (@skz_127) January 1, 2020
11. OP and Jin
The dispatch couple will be announced an hour before BTS performance.ARMYS,LISTEN TO ME CAREFULLY, BTS LOVE U,AS THEIR FANS WE LOVE THEM AND WILL ALWAYS SUPPORT THEM NO MATTER WHAT!now when dispatch announce that jin and I have been dating for a while i want yall to be supportive
— Lara 🎨 | WANGXIAN OUTSOLD (@Archerpjmn) January 1, 2020
12. Jaehyun
[BREAKING] #DISPATCH
SM confirmed that NCT 127's Jaehyun will never date you. pic.twitter.com/NLcKi9TH58
— lex (@chenjissi) January 1, 2020
13. Moonbyul and Solar
[BREAKING NEWS ⚠️]#Dispatch has confirmed that #Mamamoo's MOONBYUL HAS BEEN DATING A NON-CELEBRITY
Details: name YONG SUNHAE, both first met when she sent Byul a fan letter and then later into a fan meeting
Moonbyul: "I was intrigued by her so we continued to meet and i fell" pic.twitter.com/eWOGTAKwcg
— MMM scenarios (@worthlessgays) January 1, 2020
14. Suga and Agust D
[BREAKING] #Dispatch confirmed that BTS SUGA and RAPPER AGUST D are officially dating!
Congratulations! pic.twitter.com/Mdx9hGumZs
— 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘢 (@btxtworld) January 1, 2020
15. SHINee
Since #Dispatch is not going to reveal anything , I’m going to expose these photos taken by Dispatch while SHINee was caught on a scandalous date in 2012. pic.twitter.com/EnH2tlLbiv
— Before Our Spring 🌸🍃 (@RealUnkle1932) January 1, 2020
16. Lee Sooman and JYP
[BREAKING]#DISPATCH confirms that SM’s Lee Soo Man and JYP’s Park Jinyoung are Dating.
Congratulations to the new couple!! pic.twitter.com/pgtkVJI3vp
— marie 🌻 haechan ace !! (@halohyucks) January 1, 2020
17. Wooseok
[BREAKING] #Dispatch confirms Wooseok of Pentagon invented walking.
Congrats Wooseok! pic.twitter.com/8fULwQvdXF
— cass✨ (@cosmoptg) January 1, 2020
18. Seungmin
#Dispatch Confirms rumours that Stray Kids' Kim Seungmin is dating TWO fans at the same time. Photo below addressing the rumours to be true. pic.twitter.com/TXvSSYoKco
— Congratulations! You are a clown! (@StaysBeClowning) January 1, 2020
19. Yeji and Hyunjin
#Dispatch confirms that Hyunjin from Straykids beats Yeji of Itzy from an Rock paper scissor Pose pic.twitter.com/SwFkw2qOgo
— ʏ ᴏ ᴏ ɴ ᴀ 🌻 | (@caratseuu13) January 1, 2020
20. Baekhyun
[BREAKING] #Dispatch
DISPATCH revealed that EXO'S Byun Baekhyun is sleeping peacefully. pic.twitter.com/IldPK0unjD
— 백현 blue prince (@byunoist) January 1, 2020
21. Sana
[BREAKING] #Dispatch
Dispatch has revealed that YOU are dating TWICE’s SANA
Congratulations! pic.twitter.com/J8cAKaeo99— Cordelia loves 여상 (@abigatiny) January 1, 2020
22. ARMYs
[BREAKING NEWS]#Dispatch revealed that Dispatch can not fucking take the BTS fandom anymore pic.twitter.com/icbQS4mLlp
— KINGINA (@gguksilog) January 1, 2020
23. All Fandoms
#Dispatch
all the fandoms also the fandoms
waiting for dispatch ready to fight
to reveal the "2020 dispatch for
couples" revealing their
favorites pic.twitter.com/EkO4C2Sje9— winter m (@twingkletae) January 1, 2020
24. Suho and Yoona
[BREAKING] #Dispatch
Confirms that Exo Kim Jumyeon and Snsd YoonA looks cute in these picsCongratulations Kim Junmyeon and YoonA pic.twitter.com/e1CIT3DJ15
— kyoong (@byunbaekbun) January 1, 2020
25. Jungkook and a “Non-Celebrity”
[Breaking] Dispatch reports that BTS’ Jungkook is reportedly dating a non-celebrity since late 2017.https://t.co/oijg8Eaziv pic.twitter.com/rXj8lYIfsv
— sara ️ֶָ֢֪️ (@choisadic) December 31, 2019
26. Jisung and the Floor
[BREAKING]#Dispatch confirms that Stray Kids Han Jisung is dating the floor. They've been seen together since 2000. Han Jisung stated: "He's the one that keeps me up."
Congratulations to the couple! 🎉pic.twitter.com/cnQtqHhV7V— Soompi (@spearbinin) January 1, 2020
27. Best Boy Byeongkwan
[BREAKING] #Dispatch
Beat Interactive Confirms #에이스's #Byeongkwan is best boy. pic.twitter.com/hYkoo0OA3D
— Soompi⚪ (@adcresehyoon) January 1, 2020
28. Hyeongjun and Chuu
[BREAKING] #Dispatch
DISPATCH revealed X1’s Hyeongjun and LOONA's Chuu are both babys that need to be protected at all cost pic.twitter.com/988pKJyLcH
— A♡|| movie star bio chain ✧*｡ (@jeonginskookie) January 1, 2020
29. Seulgi and Irene
[☆BREAKING] #Dispatch Reveals Red Velvet's Seulgi and Irene Are Dating pic.twitter.com/uVDo5wwiyJ
— 𝙋𝙎𝙔𝘾𝙃𝙊 💙 (@secretgaycare) January 1, 2020
30. And finally, all of us K-Pop fans
Kpop fans: #dispatch : pic.twitter.com/JNVmHrAbre
— Aeri Sena🌌엑소 (@_ChansDimple) January 1, 2020
31. Yes, we’re the clowns.
[BREAKING]#Dispatch revealed that WE'RE all clowns pic.twitter.com/gv44EPNBP9
— 🤡 (@itz_my_summer) January 1, 2020
32. Dispatch never revealed the new couple themselves🤷
Me taking a selfie with all the fandoms that are waiting for the new couple #Dispatch pic.twitter.com/52Xy7jutbQ
— °‧⭝ᨢᥲꪱᥲᥴᥙꛒ੭🐡ᨘ₎ (@Sweetfugu1) January 1, 2020
33. So grab a lightstick!
#Dispatch confirmed that January 1 was the January Fools Day.
So All fandom, grab this lightstick now and lets do a big ocean.
Price: FREE pic.twitter.com/ClVGPH0PkO
— C H A R L E S (@Charlesiieee) January 1, 2020
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